This morning I sat in cat barf. I did not notice I sat in cat barf until I finished my cup of tea and it was far too late. Ugh. Witch-Baby is an old kitty. An old lumpy kitty. An old lumpy kitty that barfs. A lot. I'm feeling a little old and lumpy myself (more lumpy than old I suppose but eegads my legs! My legs!).
It has come to pass that I now wake up with unruly eyebrows. I wake up with unruly eyebrows and enjoy my first cuppa whilst sitting in cat barf and I do not even notice.
I also put my SD card into the disc drive on my laptop which is on the opposite side of the laptop from where the card reader is.
I last shaved my armpits in the middle of October and not much has returned.
I do however now sport a fuzzy mustache.
Thank mawd it's blonde.
But hey, it's Movember yo. I'm cool like that.
Unruly eyebrows and all.